The Trick with the Stick
— Flatey, Iceland
Remember that twisty gravel two-track
that crunched under our boots, from hopping off
the jetty to slouching into town? No, not even
a town. A clutch of green and pale blue
houses and a church. There's always a church.
And I was saying, "Lily, have you ever —"
but then a raspy
trrr-tree-ar!
and then a "what
the shit!"
and then
a needley flash
of black and
white zizzed right
into my head —
Arctic terns
will divebomb anything that stumbles
too close, so we must've tramped right by
oblivious to the speckly eggs plopped down
in grassy dimples you can only see
if you're looking. Well, now we're looking.
"The trick," the old priest smiled, "is to carry
a big stick. Not to swing, but whatever
comes near, terns will zero in and spike
the top of it. So a stick held high could save
your scalp." Which would've been good to know
ten minutes ago. Stickless, we ducked
into church to see the murals a wandering Catalan
painted back in '65, in trade for a pew
to sleep on and three squares a day.
Baltazar knew what he was doing, alright.
He ate well all summer. I forgot my bleeding head
when I saw his blond Christ in a snowflake
covered sweater, not flanked by thieves
but arm-in-arm with a pair of sheep farmers —
actual locals, twin bachelors who'd only
recently died, the priest confided (handing me
a bandage), quite happily in their sleep.
