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	<title>Unstressed &#187; bad poetry</title>
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		<title>&#8220;New Bad Poems Daily&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Jun 2009 09:17:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ashley</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Gmail just advertised this link to me: &#8220;New Bad Poems Daily &#8211; Be the first to read some of the worst poems ever written&#8220;.
I&#8217;m not sure what that says about my inbox. Is it meant to be a challenge? Is it a sad, sad assessment of my work?  (I fall upon the thorns of life! [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Gmail just advertised this link to me: &#8220;<a href="http://bsenden.blogspot.com/?gclid=CKHWndmGoJsCFSENDQodei2fAg">New Bad Poems Daily &#8211; Be the first to read some of the worst poems ever written</a>&#8220;.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m not sure what that says about my inbox. Is it meant to be a challenge? Is it a sad, sad assessment of my work?  (I fall upon the thorns of life! I bleed!)</p>
<p>Regardless, it seemed like the kind of thing <em>Linebreak</em> readers would appreciate. But <a href="http://chrisjdavis.org/the-perfect-balm-for-what-ails-you">click</a> at your own risk: Links sometimes take you places you never thought  you&#8217;d <a href="http://soccernet.espn.go.com/report?id=261517&amp;league=ENG.FA&amp;&amp;cc=3888">go</a>. </p>
<p>Then again, while ESPN might be off course, I&#8217;m assuming that most of you are readers of <em>Linebreak</em> and, therefore, could be -coincidentally or consequently &#8211; on first-name basis with Irish whiskey-based drinks.</p>
<p>Call it even?</p>
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		<title>Because you were sixteen years old, too</title>
		<link>http://linebreak.org/blog/2009/02/24/because-you-were-sixteen-years-old-too/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2009 16:25:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jennifer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Craigslist needs your bad poems.  Craigslist needs your &#8220;Why doesn&#8217;t the quarterback/head cheerleader/quarterback and head cheerleader know my name?&#8221; poems.  Your &#8220;love&#8221; rhymes with &#8220;dove&#8221; poems.  Your &#8220;my anger is like a&#8230;&#8221; poems.
If you didn&#8217;t burn them or bury them in a chest on the beach, then bury the map to the chest on another [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/wrg/1010811351.html">Craigslist needs your bad poems</a>.  Craigslist needs your &#8220;Why doesn&#8217;t the quarterback/head cheerleader/quarterback <strong>and</strong> head cheerleader know my name?&#8221; poems.  Your &#8220;love&#8221; rhymes with &#8220;dove&#8221; poems.  Your &#8220;my anger is like a&#8230;&#8221; poems.</p>
<p>If you didn&#8217;t burn them or bury them in a chest on the beach, then bury the map to the chest on another part of the beach, may they find a home where the awkward turtle swims.</p>
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		<title>This was going to be an intellectual tour de force</title>
		<link>http://linebreak.org/blog/2008/11/29/this-was-going-to-be-an-intellectual-tour-de-force/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Nov 2008 17:53:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jennifer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[However, my coffee has not kicked in yet.  You get cartoons instead!

The picture should link back to its home, Toothpaste For Dinner.  If not, this was just another failed technological experiment&#8211; but you got some really awful open mic flashbacks out of the deal, right?  Here&#8217;s the link anyway: Toothpaste For Dinner.  Everybody wins!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>However, my coffee has not kicked in yet.  You get cartoons instead!</p>
<p><a href="www.toothpastefordinner.com" target="_blank"><img class="alignnone" title="Oh Noetry!" src="http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/022005/bad-poetry.gif" alt="" width="440" height="343" /></a></p>
<p>The picture should link back to its home, Toothpaste For Dinner.  If not, this was just another failed technological experiment&#8211; but you got some really awful open mic flashbacks out of the deal, right?  Here&#8217;s the link anyway: <a href="http://www.toothpastefordinner.com">Toothpaste For Dinner</a>.  Everybody wins!</p>
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