Slate Made A Funny
Because Slate explains the gist behind their “Write like Sarah Palin” contest way more gracefully than I ever could:
In honor of Sarah Palin’s best-selling new memoir, Going Rogue, we asked Slate readers to submit sentences that captured Palin’s unique style of writing. We received more than 700 entries, the best of which combined pastoral lyricism (“the soft periwinkle glow of the Alaskan morning”) with unlikely metaphors (“The snow machine pummeled through the white-dusted plain like a jubilant beaver”) and an adventurous approach to the English language.
My favorite result: “Unlike New York, Wasilla would always have my heart which not only pumps red, but also white and blue.”