“Metre is crucial”
Restaurant critic Giles Coren takes his editors at The Guardian to task for an edit that causes his piece to end on an unstressed syllable, among other things:
And worst of all. Dumbest, deafest, shittest of all, you have removed the unstressed “a” so that the stress that should have fallen on “nosh” is lost, and my piece ends on an unstressed syllable. When you’re winding up a piece of prose, metre is crucial. Can’t you hear? Can’t you hear that it is wrong? It’s not fucking rocket science. It’s fucking pre-GCSE scansion. I have written 350 restaurant reviews for The Times and i have never ended on an unstressed syllable. Fuck. fuck, fuck, fuck.
GCSE stands for General Certificate of Secondary Education, which is kind-of-sort-of-not-really the UK’s equivalent of a high school diploma.
Ah, to live in a nation where that level of verbal sophistication is expected of a high school education.