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		<title>An Objection to Form</title>
		<link>http://linebreak.org/blog/2009/05/06/an-objection-to-form/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2009 21:30:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ashley</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[alchaics]]></category>
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		<title>I &#9829; this</title>
		<link>http://linebreak.org/blog/2009/05/04/i-this/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2009 22:13:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Johnathon Williams</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Especially the part about splash pages.

National Poetry Month card #3 &#124;  Via Negativa.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Especially the part about splash pages.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.vianegativa.us/2009/04/national-poetry-month-card-3/"><img src="http://linebreak.org/blog/wp-content/uploads//2009/05/napomo-3.jpg" alt="" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.vianegativa.us/2009/04/national-poetry-month-card-3/">National Poetry Month card #3 |  Via Negativa</a>.</p>
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		<title>Agreed.</title>
		<link>http://linebreak.org/blog/2009/02/21/agreed/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Feb 2009 09:16:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ashley</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Carl Sandburg]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[“Carl Sandburg wrote me from Chicago, ‘It’s hell when poets can’t afford to buy each other’s books.’” 
- Ezra Pound in &#8220;A Retrospect&#8221; 
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>“Carl Sandburg wrote me from Chicago, ‘It’s hell when poets can’t afford to buy each other’s books.’” </p>
<p>- Ezra Pound in &#8220;A Retrospect&#8221; </p></blockquote>
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		<title>The various. The sundry. (Ed. 2)</title>
		<link>http://linebreak.org/blog/2009/01/23/the-various-the-sundry-ed-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Jan 2009 00:35:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Johnathon Williams</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[book covers]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[publishing]]></category>

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I haven&#8217;t worked just one job since, well, never, but Tina Brown reports that now even the upper-middle class are finding themselves in the gig economy. (Do writers without tenure ever work just one job?) Favorite new economic phrase: &#8220;The Nut.&#8221;
Note to self: learn to say no.
As other magazines struggle to survive, Cook&#8217;s Illustrated is thriving. [...]]]></description>
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<li>I haven&#8217;t worked just one job since, well, never, but Tina Brown reports that now even the upper-middle class are finding themselves in<a href="http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2009-01-12/the-gig-economy/full/"> the gig economy</a>. (Do writers without tenure ever work just one job?) Favorite new economic phrase: &#8220;The Nut.&#8221;</li>
<li>Note to self: <a href="http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/books/features/time-to-get-tough-how-being-nasty-can-improve-your-life-792446.html">learn to say no</a>.</li>
<li>As other magazines struggle to survive, <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/12/business/media/12carr.html?_r=1&amp;8dpc">Cook&#8217;s Illustrated is thriving</a>. (via <a href="http://www.37signals.com/svn/posts/1518-how-cooks-illustrated-thrives-while-others-are-dying">37 Signals</a>)</li>
<li><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/hangfirebooks/collections/72157601663657251/">A pulp fiction cover gallery</a> from Hang Fire Books, including such classics as <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/hangfirebooks/2185059071/in/set-72157601750652478/">Love Addict</a> and <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/hangfirebooks/2263792660/in/set-72157601750652478/">Gutter Girl</a>. The Hang Fire Books blog describes the life <a href="http://hangfirebooks.blogspot.com">an independent, specialty bookseller</a>.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.bookcoverarchive.com/">The Book Cover Archive</a>, a collection of cover designs and designers. (via <a href="http://daringfireball.net">Daring Fireball</a>)</li>
<li>Joe the Plumber (yes, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_the_plumber">that</a> Joe the Plumber) files <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/akdobbins/joe-the-plumbers-first-war-report">his first report as a war correspondent</a>.</li>
<li>And just for fun: &#8220;It comes at you in waves.&#8221; &#8212; <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/expresident/eating-the-worlds-hottest-pepper">Man eats world&#8217;s hottest pepper</a>.</li>
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		<title>&#8220;Metre is crucial&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://linebreak.org/blog/2008/10/15/metre-is-crucial/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Oct 2008 16:22:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Johnathon Williams</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[editing]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[scansion]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Restaurant critic Giles Coren takes his editors at The Guardian to task for an edit that causes his piece to end on an unstressed syllable, among other things:
And worst of all. Dumbest, deafest, shittest of all, you have removed the unstressed &#8220;a&#8221; so that the stress that should have fallen on &#8220;nosh&#8221; is lost, and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Restaurant critic Giles Coren <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2008/jul/25/pressandpublishing.thetimes">takes his editors at The Guardian to task</a> for an edit that causes his piece to end on an unstressed syllable, among other things:</p>
<blockquote><p>And worst of all. Dumbest, deafest, shittest of all, you have removed the unstressed &#8220;a&#8221; so that the stress that should have fallen on &#8220;nosh&#8221; is lost, and my piece ends on an unstressed syllable. When you&#8217;re winding up a piece of prose, metre is crucial. Can&#8217;t you hear? Can&#8217;t you hear that it is wrong? It&#8217;s not fucking rocket science. It&#8217;s fucking pre-GCSE scansion. I have written 350 restaurant reviews for The Times and i have never ended on an unstressed syllable. Fuck. fuck, fuck, fuck.</p></blockquote>
<p>GCSE stands for General Certificate of Secondary Education, which is <a href="http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070323143252AAhETXY">kind-of-sort-of-not-really</a> the UK&#8217;s equivalent of a high school diploma.</p>
<p>Ah, to live in a nation where that level of verbal sophistication is expected of a high school education.</p>
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