Unstressed » spoofs http://linebreak.org/blog A weblog from the editors of Linebreak Sun, 08 May 2011 07:06:15 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9 en hourly 1 Edgar Allan Poe goes shopping http://linebreak.org/blog/2009/10/14/edgar-allan-poe-goes-shopping/ http://linebreak.org/blog/2009/10/14/edgar-allan-poe-goes-shopping/#comments Wed, 14 Oct 2009 16:10:16 +0000 Johnathon Williams http://linebreak.org/blog/?p=1357 An Amazon customer reviews a gallon of Tuscan Whole Milk in the style of Edgar Allan Poe.

Once upon a mid-day sunny, while I savored Nuts ‘N Honey,
With my Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 gal, 128 fl. oz., I swore
As I went on with my lapping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at the icebox door.
‘Bad condensor, that,’ I muttered, ‘vibrating the icebox door -
Only this, and nothing more.’

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